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Jim: Okay, so Michael Scott: And I want kids. And you, unfortunately, have already completed that part of your journey down there. Michael Scott: It's not my decision. It's mother nature. And mother has very strict rules about fer- [pauses as a female waitress tops up their water] -tility. Quote from Andy. Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost. Andy: Oh, Dwight. I have a little surprise for you.

Dwight K. Schrute: Let me guess. You ate the bagel I gave you and loved it. Andy: Yes! And I wanted to return the favor. I was polishing my loafers and I happened to look over and noticed that your brief case was a little worse for the wear, so a little elbow grease and she's polished right up, back up to her former glory. Schrute: Wow. Andy: Feel it against your cheek. Schrute: I will.

Thank you note. You invite me somewhere, pow! You do me a favor, wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? When did everyone get so cynical? Quote from Nepotism. Michael Scott: I suppose summer had to end sometime.

It's sad, though, because I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt.

That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did. Quote from Safety Training. Michael Scott: My life! Oh, my life! Schrute: [through a megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?

Michael Scott: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression! Pam and Jim are pleased at Michael, finally. After a stop at the bar, Michael says in interview that he thought he was going to grow old with Holly Flax. Then he met Helene and although she already knows and has done everything Michael wants to do, he wants to do those things himself.

At the table, Michael tells Helene that he wants her to enjoy her cake before he tells her a "terrible terrible thing". Michael then announces he can't continue to date Helene "in good conscience" because of Pam's disapproval. Pam tells him that it is okay and that she's come around. Michael abandons that line of argument, and instead breaks up with Helene by telling her, in essence, that she is too old for him.

Pam is angry, and Helene is seemingly ruined by the news. Michael, bribing Pam, offers to give her a raise on the condition that she stops being mad. When she's not happy with that, Michael invites Pam to hit him, and Pam says she will. She tells him that she will hit him that day after work, in the parking lot, as hard as she can, in front of everyone. Kelly and Ryan come to see Michael and to tell him that he is going to get punched hard. Nervously, Michael goes to Jim to ask him to stop Pam, but Jim toys with Michael, saying he needs some time to make a decision about it; "no more than a week Toby talks to Pam and tells her that the punch needs to be off company property.

He then advises her on how to punch with more force. The whole office waits outside to see Pam punch Michael, who is late. Once he shows up and says he's ready, as he's about to be hit he keeps wincing and blocking the anticipated punch with his hands.

Michael then tells Pam that he is sorry, and after extracting some clarification on what he's sorry for, Pam lets him off the hook, warning him never to date a family member of hers again.

He agrees, but as Pam turns away, he tries to get the last word by saying that "for the record your mom came onto me. Pam asks Michael if he is okay, but when he says "no! Jim asks Pam if she feels better, but she says "no, you were right".

Afterward, Dwight aids Michael by holding a frozen chicken part against his swollen cheek. Michael tells Dwight he owes him one. Dwight, not missing a beat, tells Michael he's cashing in the favor and that he wants Michael to fire Jim and promote him to "tri-managers".

Michael refuses, and Dwight storms off, chicken in hand. Dunderpedia: The Office Wiki Explore. Seasons Season 1 Season 2 Season 3. Season 4 Season 5 Season 6. Season 7 Season 8 Season 9. Recent blog posts Wiki administrators Dunderpedia server information. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? Double Date.

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